Day 65: Friday
Good morning Zak,
So the other day I went to a percussion ensemble concert. In between each piece they had what you call a “science slam.” Have you ever heard of this? Don’t worry, it’s not what it sounds like.
A “science slam” is actually just a spicer name for something you may already be familiar with: a science lecture. They turned out the lights, and a guy got up and talked about how big space is. At the end he even threw in a bit of New Age-y philosophy. I think that’s the part where we were supposed to be slammed. You know, so that it would make sense.
Now don’t get me wrong, I love the universe. I mean it’s a pretty cool place and everything. It’s just, once you’ve seen enough of these things, they start to get to you. It seems like they always tell you basically the same facts. We zoom through space at however many million light-years per second, and then we look at impressive giant balls of gas. Now, on Earth, I’m used to people being embarrassed about their giant balls of gas—somehow in space it’s considered majestic.
But you never see anything new at one of these presentation. Space pretty much looks all exactly the same. There are stars, clouds of dust, debris… Why isn’t there anything unique or interesting in space? Like why isn’t there a bouncy castle? Or a secret space library? Or literally anything that looks at all different from anything else? I mean for all their grandiose claims, these presentations actually make the universe feel pretty monotonous… and small.
I made my own space presentation several years ago. Enjoy…
No, I don’t apologize.